Tigers

Photo: Kartik Iyer

What?

Are you crazy? You shouldn’t microdose a tiger. That would be nuts! Get ahold of yourself!

Why?

Because it will eat you or make you crazy! Didn’t you see that Tiger King show? You don’t want to go out like that.

How to?

  1. Don’t do it.

  2. See #1.

  3. Seriously, see #1. Why are you still trying to figure out how to do this?

Protips:

  • Don’t get eaten.

  • Don’t microdose tigers.

  • Ok, fine. I guess technically you could view a tiger in the wild and that would be considered microdosing a tiger. Or you could watch a tiger in a nature documentary and we could call that microdosing a tiger. Don’t get eaten. It would hurt. See #1 above. Wow, you’re tenacious.


 

The Rabbit Hole (References for People Who Like to Geek Out)

Anything by David Attenborough.

The Tiger King Movie.

 

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